Piseneczki Loneczki 2
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Żabon
Żabon chciał o rękę Mysz prosić raz, a-hmm, a-hmm
Żabon chciał o rękę Mysz prosić raz i miecz bardzo piękny wdział za pas.
Żabon chciał o rękę Mysz prosić raz, a-hmm, a-hmm
Do Myszki Żabon dotarł w mig, a-hmm, a-hmm
Do Myszki Żabon dotarł w mig bo liczył na herbaty łyk
Liczył na herbaty łyk, a-hmm, a-hmm
O najpiękniejsza z mysich dam, a-hmm, a-hmm
O najpiękniejsza z mysich dam o rękę Twą dziś proszę sam.
Mój Żabonie, chętnie Ci serce dam, a-hmm.
Rhino song
Rhino, everybody knows you've got one tail, four feet, twelve toes.
Mr Rhino, look what grows - two big horns on the tip of your nose.
Now You've three friends, Mr Rhinoscerous - Elephant, Buffalo and Hippopotamus.
You've got two bad eyes, but you're not dead, in Africa and Asia there's not many of you left.
Mr Rhino, everybody knows...
Five six, seven - it;s a herd and on your back rides a white Tickbird.
Eight, nine, ten you weight tone, but your fast as a zebra when you're on the run.
Mr Rhino, everybody knows...
Rambles and mellows (?) you like to crunch. With them many in your teetch you munch 'em bunch.
You're the one and only, sure as you're born, bigger and better than a unicorn.
Mr Rhino, everybody knows...
As say, Mr Rhino, everybody knows...
The Elephant song
Elephants, I like elephants. Elephants, I like elephants.
I like how they swing through trees. Elephants, I like...
What?
Elephants don't swing through trees.
They don't. Then, what am I thinking of?
Monkeys.
Oh, well in that case...
Monkeys, I like monkeys. I like how they swimm in the ocean. I like...
No, that's fish.
Oh, I see.
Fish. I like fish. I like how the scratch out fleece and sniff that trees and bark at the mailman.
No, no, no!
No?
Those are dogs.
Ah!
Gotta like dogs.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Curled upon a window sill purring and chasing mice.
No, no. No.
Oh, what the...
Cats.
Cats. of course.
Cats, I like cats. I like how they say cock-a-doodle-doo!
No, no, no. They go "meow".
They do?
You're thinking 'bout roosters.
Oh!
Roosters, I like roosters. I like how they reach into bee hives for their honey.
Hmm?
M-mm.
No!
Bears do that.
Bears, yes, yes, yes, yes...
Bears, I like bears. I like how they jump up high to catch a fly and sit on the lilly pad.
No, no, no, no! Frogs!
Oh...
Gotta like frogs!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Running through a maze for some cheese.
No!
Oh...
That's mice!
Oh, mice...
Mice I like mice. I like how they say "hee-haw, hee- haw"!
No! They go squeek, sqeek.
Mhmm.
That's a donkey.
Donkeys, I like donkeys. I like how they stomp through the jungle with their grey big trunks.
No, that's an elephant.
Right, that's like I said.
Elephants, I like elephants.
You don't know anything about animals.
I do so.
Yo're silly.
Am not.