Lonka health report.

Chciałabym, żeby wizyta u lekarza i szczepienia były dostępne przez sieć. Może byłoby mniej lonkoryku i mamonerwów. :( Na przykład tak:

Please, sit down and place your Lonka on your laps. Now, plug the Lonka health suit in and close your eyes. You will hear a relaxation music in a moment. The whole report will be printed right after the examination is finished. Enjoy!

Examination and other standard health procedures. 

Name and Surname:         Lonka Sobek

Date of birth:                    17.10.2005

Insured:                            yes

Initial body weight:          3.220 kg

Initial body lenght:           53 cm

Previous illnesses:            flu 

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Date of examination:          April 18th 2007

Healthy:                              yes 

Body lenght:                       78 cm

Body weight:                      11.700 kg

Number of teeth:                16

Vaccine:                              IMOVAX Y059, DTP S20905004B

Recommendations:             orthopeadist control test

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Report:

Primary vaccination process completed. Body weight and body lenght measurment control every 3 months to follow. Tranquilisers to apply to the subject before the next visit. Precautions against supersonic noises to apply before the next visit. Updating the subjects' health supervisor recommended.

This is the end of the examination. You can open your eyes now and leave the examination centre. The cost of your visit will be reduced from your insurance account. The referral to the nearest orthopeadist will be sent to your e-mail. Next visit: in 3 months time. Do not forget to unplug your Lonka. Thank you!